sneakmouse:

thorsswagga:

littlestarlolo:



there are literally no words and no amount of capslock to express the pure and utter hatred i am feeling

#marvel i’ve had it up to here #will this be the hollowed-out human skin balaclava stretched over an anaconda skeleton that breaks the camel’s back
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pornoes:

like tbqh i have never seen a movie. *drinks green tea* i only watch films.

n-a-blue-box:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

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americanhighwayflower:

Despite all my rage I am still holding cats on a page
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